Lucy Dog: Whines at door.
Me to Teen #2: It’s your turn to walk the dog.
Teen #2: I’m doing my homework.
Me: You need to help our house community.
Teen #2: But you’re not doing anything.
Me: Take the dog out.
Lucy Dog: Whines
Teen #2: Fine. But if I die of cold, night air, make sure there’s popcorn at my funeral.